Most Delusional People this Week on Craigslist : Ask For Deliriously Funny Amounts of Money for Old, Weird or Crazy Items

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Eleonora Bader
Oct 10, 2022 8:00 AM EDT

Reddit is getting too confident in its ability to suck you into its deepest, darkest rabbit holes of information (similar to a vortex) and we are here for it. If you haven't visited the subreddit 'r/delusionalcraigslist' yet, boy are you in for a ride… It's no secret that people can be batshit crazy, and Craigslist has earned its questionable reputation by becoming a feeding platform for the deranged and neurotic - but it is also incredibly useful for those searching for items at a good price, as well as for those who are looking to sell items at said good prices. What can you do, the crazies infiltrate everything at the end of the day, and Craigslist is no exception. The platform has some wicked funny people on there, and we're blessed enough that some folk upload the most hilarious things they encounter on there to Reddit. Without further ado, you are welcome to scroll down and guffaw at some of the best.

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    Leg - Posted by u/zalotny 6 days ago 526 very rare *RARE* Butternut Squash $20 17 Comments Award Share Save ...
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    Product - r/r/delusionalcraigslist Posted by u/Finnsdogmom 1 month ago 243 Fair trade? I have some older cell phones I wanted to trade for 2 packs of Seneca full flavor. * fttt 1117 Cell phones for cigarettes 9 itt: O C MESSAGE •D
    via u/Finnsdogmom
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    Font - ↑ r/r/delusionalcraigslist Posted by u/Psychobob1977 27 days ago 468 why would someone pay for these when that's what it costs to have an oil tank removed? me to the tead the X Ar 5d 3 There is 2 of this. You need to come to see and take we are asking for $450.00 each. No delivery. Both are in a good condition. No return..if you are interesting send a message and I will give you the address. If you see the message is still available.. $1. LA Oil tanks for heater system MESSAGE
    via u/PsychobOb1977
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    Product - 4 464 Think it's worth the price? B r/delusionalcraigslist Posted by u/Finnsdogmom 1 month ago X Brick and Board Bookshelf $40 4
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    Automotive lighting - rr/delusionalcraigslist Posted by u/CaptainFalco311 28 days ago This disc may have snapped in half, but it can be yours for only $49 (plus shipping)! 3:53 < ADE 2/2
    via u/CaptainFalco311
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    Liquid - 4 r/r/delusionalcraigslist Posted by u/middle_aged_cyclist 27 days ago 1.1k Well it's Facebook but I think it qualifies B 20:05 4 ◄ Messenger Super Rare 2001 mislabeled BAMA mayonnaise jar. It's labeled Mayonnaise, but it contains mustard. Would make a great conversation piece or home office decor. $250 obo ... .. .. $250. BIRMINGHAM, AL 2001 Mislabeled BAMA Home BAMA WALK WITH NATURAL INED NET 32 11 Dating News MESSAGE Feeds Notifications Menu C.
    via u/middle_aged_cyclist
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    Photograph - r/r/delusionalcraigslist Posted by u/VisserGaming 27 days ago This incoherent Facebook marketplace listing B It's for a 2013-14 Camaro I have two brand new lights I paid $180 a piece for them I'm willing to ta $100 Listed a week ago in Message Details Condition Camaro tail lights Location is approximate Seller information New Joined Facebook in 2021 Sponsored 4 Send seller a message Seller details
    via u/VisserGaming
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    Wheel - ↑ 887 r/delusionalcraigslist Posted by u/thatstoeupthatstoeup 26 days ago 1997 Mercedes-Benz SL, 50k miles, No Title, not even a key... yep definitely worth $13,000 and totally not stolen. i.imgur.com/aVpX30... If it's posted it's still available. I wasn't able to have a key made, so it will need to be towed. Came with a property $13,000 1997 Mercedes-Benz sl-class 50K miles Chicago, IL +1 MESSAGE 4
    via u/thatstoeupthatstoeup
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    Product - r/r/delusionalcraigslist Posted by u/teatsqueezer 17 days ago 326 Found on Facebook TELUS Your Feed Favorites I don't care what others are asking. $500 is what it's worth to me. Original Authentic Used on Trips by someone 70 yrs ago. It's probably older and in good shape.Original labels. One of a kind. Beautiful bumps, bruises and dents from it's travels on a steam ship or train. It's not just a trunk...it was someone's suitcase. It has history whic... See more HOD Home MONTREAL $500 -
    via u/teatsqueezer
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    Organism - Posted by u/1312cake20 9 days ago 664 Made by an artist One of a kind doll head with screws and nails in head also body if wanted made by an artist only £59 Din 24 Comments ENGLAND One of a kind doll head with screws and nails in head also bo... Award Share Save +1 Message
    via u/1312cake20
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    Font - 939 r/r/delusionalcraigslist Posted by u/picklrick96 9 days ago Possibly Magical X 2:44 Only $29 Venmo Please. Shipping Available. Possibly Magical. $29 Saved by 78 other shoppers Door pickup Send seller a message LTE
    via u/picktrick96
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    Furniture - Posted by u/Miserere_Mei 8 days ago 913 A bargain at $450.00! Seller says it is barely used... Electric lifting support $450 PAWTUCKET, RI Couch 14 Like 51 Comments Comment Award Share 09 Save ... Message 23 Comments 9+
    via u/Miserere_Mei
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    Gesture - 9 Posted by u/Slappers_only007 5 days ago No I will not give you my number 3 Comments 1d Look him up on eBay he goes for $150 if not picked up by Tuesday goes to the storage no I will not give you my number $100- Santa Claus Award Like Share Comment Save Old Glory Collection P Lian b : Share J 461 M PAVE K Message
    via u/Slappers_only007
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    Rectangle - r/delusionalcraigslist Posted by u/terrapintootsies 4 days ago 1.1k this image just woke me up more than my coffee ever could 82 Comments Award Share Save King size bed $270 5300 Listed 13 hours ago in Cincinnati, OH Message Details Condition Used-Fair Bed Size King Actually very new. The huge stain is from self tanner Mattress is memory foam. NO I CANT DELIVER, NOI CANT HELP YOU LOAD IT, MUST PICK UP THURSDAY MORNING NO SCAMS Spregale Cincinnati, OH Location is approximate 4 Sharpvi
    via u/terrapintootsies
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    Human body - Posted by 1.2k does it count? u/notthelasagna 3 days ago Newbie here. Thanks for the add. Looking for one of them good black men I hear people talking so much about. Must own a 7 bedroom house, 3 cars, no kids, earn 6 figures per year (which means u have to be working), no prison record (that automatically eliminates half of u) and must be a provider ready to spoil me! Now taking applications... 149 Comments Award Share Save
    via u/notthelasagna
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    Product - Posted by u/420Eski-Grim 2 days ago Jason Statham Cheeter is what my life has been missing Yesterday at 8:39 PM - Ceramics $50 9 Jason Stathom cheetah 20 Like Yard Sale 24 Comments Comment
    via u/420Eski-Grim
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    Urban design - 6 Posted by u/RadialRazer 7 hours ago Now THAT's a car... 20 1 Comment 3232 2000 Hyundai Accent $1,200 Driven 400 miles Automatic transmission Listed about an hour ago in Award 00000 Share Save dob
    via @RadialRazer
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    Font - ↑r/delusionalcraigslist Posted by u/Miau-miau 13 hours ago 488 Chemical & Barley AirPods yard sale Left ear got dropped into a chemical and barley works anymore. Right ear works fine and charges well. $30 MILFORD, MA 2nd generation apple airpods Ships for $4.00 with Purchase Protection . ⠀ You and 31 others X 99 +2 Buy now 6 comments
    via u/Miau-miau

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